There are many lovely things for you to enjoy when visiting our cottage.
1. There's a good chance at least one appliance will be out of order when you're here.
Mom and Jon chatting over kitchen duty.... broken dishwasher! |
2. We provide a grand piano. Plus an attentive audience.
3. You get to bring a lot of your own things! The cottage coffee machine makes only three cups at a time. If you think you'll want a refill, BYO coffee maker. BYO slippers: the floors are hard and cold. Coming with a baby? You get to bring your playpen, high chair, plastic dishes and baby monitor! Oh, and we don't have extra pillows.
4. This cottage promotes sleepovers! No need to have a room to yourself - we'll provide you with constant company! When Kim and Gord came for a visit, the lucky couple got to have a sleepover with two of their children! Plus, couples receive a chance to really snuggle: a double bed! (If you're over six feet tall, you also get the privilege of having your feet stick off the end of the bed!)
Marijka and Linnea enjoyed this sleepover when Opa and Oma were visiting. Beth and Ali got to share this room when they were here. |
Kids even get to share their bathtime! Plus, as you can see, Amlelie was lucky enough to sleep in the bath-bathroom. |
5. The cottage is just the right size for being able to hear everything that is said. Never miss out on the great conversations! The walls are thin. There are vents connecting each downstairs room with an upstairs room, so you can always hear each other. Beth, Ali and I were doing dishes together one night (see #1 - the dishwasher is still broken) and Beth needed to run upstairs for something. Down the hallway, up the stairs, in a bedroom.... she was able to hear our conversation all the while.
6. There aren't very many places to sit in the cottage. So you get to share the couch.
(When we decided to watch a show with Beth and Ali, seven of us piled onto the couch, 'squishing our bum cheeks' as Marijka put it, piling people on. The show was playing on our laptop (our only tv), and the sound was fairly faint, so we didn't dare make any sound! All seven of us, packed like sardines and super attentive so we could hear the show. Quite a picture, I'm sure. But from my spot on the couch, there was no way I could move to reach the camera.)
7. Since this cottage is also our schoolroom, you'll probably get to trip over our school work! Mom and Dad were given a lengthy and enthusiastic demonstration at Grandparents' Day.
Marijka recited a good many things she learned about elephants.... |
...and received her applause with a humble bow |
8. There are people in this house who bake recipes with wonderful instructions like, "Whip cream. Spread attractively over pie." Yum. (Since there are no round baking dishes in the cottage, everything you eat will be in rectangles.)
9. We have a playground in our front yard.
10. We'll probably take you on a hike.
Perhaps we'll even go drop by the homes of a few of my friends....! (Three Knight Girls wandering the streets of DC? Are you surprised that we were stopped by the Secret Service? Me either.) |
11. We will hug you tightly when you arrive!
This Cottage provides an amazing vacation, not only for the superb accommodations, but also the company appears to be extremely intelligent, well informed, friendly, accommodating and outdoorsy. I think we will give it a try sometime, but I have to say to help the hostess out, we will make reservations at the Crowne Plaza Hotel, even though there the accommodations are slightly below the standards of the cottage we will put up with it since we don't want to put up all that extra work on the hostage of the Cottage. We will however participate in all the activities of the intelligent as well as athletic host Family. love aunt g. and uncle Case
ReplyDeleteAunt Grace, your comments are great! Even though the accommodations at the hotel are slightly below our cottage standards, I think I will join you at the Crowne Plaza. :)
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